Author: Alexander
Title: Celestine Naked in San Francisco
Part: 1
Summary: On a dare, Celestine walks all the way around the block naked as cars drive by and pedestrians almost catch her. 
Keywords: F, exhib, public, real


I have a nude-in-san-francisco story.  My friend Kim and I were playing truth or dare, and she dared me to run around the block naked!  I lived at Golden Gate and Divisadero.  (I don't live there anymore, so don't come looking for me!)  So, I would have to walk up GG, down Broderick, then down Turk, up Divisadero, then up Golden Gate back to my apartment.  It was like 11 at night, so I imagined GG and Broderick would be quiet.  There's never anyone on the streets up there.  But Turk is very busy with fast cars, and Divisadero is even worse.  If I backed out, though, I knew Kim would hold a grudge forever.  I decided if I just stepped out onto the sidewalk, maybe walked up a few houses, that would be enough to satisfy her, so I said okay.

We went out the back door of my apartment building and to the door in the fence that goes to the sidewalk.  I peeked outside.  I was so nervous my chest was tight, and my whole body was tingling.  I kept looking up and down the street to make sure no one was coming out and my friend said, "Come on, just do it." 
 
I closed the door, took a deep breath, and began to take off my clothes.  It hadn't occurred to me until just then that if I take my clothes off she'll see me too!  I was suddenly more nervous about that than about going outside.  I wanted to back out, but I finally decided to just do it. 
 
I took off my shoes and socks, and my sweatshirt, t-shirt, and pants.  So now it was just my bra and panties.  Kim was just standing there staring at me, waiting.  I realized that I had just shaved my pussy that morning.  I couldn't believe it.  I know that in porn and things everyone shaves, but it's not something a normal girl does.  I was SO EMBARRASSED!  I was so focused on the fact that she was going to see my bald pussy in about 30 seconds, I didn't even worry about taking off my bra.  She stared at my boobs coldly.  She can be really mean sometimes.  It was, by the way, cold outside, but I was so nervous I didn't even feel it. 
 
I hooked my thumbs in my panties and she said again, "come on, just do it."  I took off my panties and there it was, no hair at all.  She sucked in her breath in surprise.  "You shave your pussy?!"  She was making fun of me, and that irritated me, and I suddenly was kind of proud of it, and quit being so embarrassed in front of her.  I stood up straight and let her stare at it.  I even ran my hand down over the stubble. 
 
The time had come.  I was naked now, and I thought if we stand here too long someone will come out of the apartment building and that would be even worse.  I opened the door a crack again and looked up and down the street.  No one at all was up the hill, but at the bottom of the hill a guy and girl were crossing Golden Gate away from us.  I decided to just go, and stepped out onto the sidewalk. 
 
Suddenly in my mind I was almost daring them to turn around, and I just stood there on the sidewalk, stark naked, looking down the hill at them.  I think I thought if they turned around I could just jump back inside.  It felt so amazing!  Not only was I naked, but my shaved pussy was exposed to the world.  I can't explain how exciting it was, how daring I was.  I watched the couple until they disappeared behind the building on the other side of the street.  Then I heard the door close behind me.  Kim had locked me out!  I assumed she was going to go with me, but she shut me out, and I had no way to get back in.  And suddenly I wasn't feeling so bold anymore. 
 
Just then another couple came around the corner at the bottom of the hill and started up the sidewalk toward me!  I ran to the curb and ducked between two cars.  I had done that by instinct, but I immediately realized how dumb it had been.  I would have to run back across the sidewalk right in front of them to get back into the building, and they were coming closer every second.  If I went now I would be standing right in front of them stark naked.  But it didn't matter because I couldn't get back into the building anyway.  I looked over and saw Kim staring out the window of my apartment at me, grinning. 
 
Fuck!  I couldn't just stay there kneeling until they found me.  But I couldn't just stand up!  The only option was to go out into the street and hide behind the car until they went by.  But then I was going to be out in the MIDDLE of the frikking street stark naked kneeling down behind the car.  Still, no one else was around at the moment, so that was the only option. 
 
I waited until they were right next to the car and then still crouching I crept out into the street, still knelt down, "behind" the car but really in the middle of the Golden Gate Avenue.  The way I was crouching down my butthole and pussy were wide open to the world.  They were talking as they approached, and I moved down past the car as they moved up.  My breath was literally rattling in my chest I was so scared.  I was expecting a car to come over the crest of the hill at any minute.  Amazingly, none did.  They walked past the car, and I waddled back between the cars to the curb.  I looked up and Kim was watching out the window, laughing. 
 
I pointed at the door emphatically to get her to open it, but she just shook her head and pointed up the street, indicating I still had more to do.  The couple were half way up the block now.  I knew now that every second I kept waiting the chances increased of someone else appearing, and I just had to go.

The couple was still walking up the hill, but they were quite a way ahead, so I started walking behind them.  I figured I could duck behind a car if they turned around.  When I was about half way up the hill I realized something really interesting.  Somehow, in my head, if I didn't see them, I didn't care if they saw me.  Meaning, I couldn't watch the couple in front of me and at the same time constantly look over my shoulder to see if anyone else was coming.  Somehow, although I was alert for them turning around and seeing me, if someone was walking up the hill behind me, I didn't care. 
 
Somehow that thought made me kind of bold again.  I started to imagine what I must look like.  I started once again to almost dare someone to come around the corner and start up the hill behind me.  I started glancing over my shoulder down the hill, but I had decided that if anyone came, I wasn't even going to hide. They would be far behind me and there'd be nothing they could do. 
 
The couple in front of me reached the top of the hill, and fuck, they turned right and started down Broderick, the way I needed to go.  At the top of the hill, I could see in all four directions, down the hill to Divisadero, all the way down Golden Gate and up and down Broderick.  I would be able to see anyone quickly, and so I didn't need to worry.  After what I had been through, just standing there on the corner wasn't even scary.  I felt the stubble of my pubic hair again, and even pushed my finger down between my lips and over my clit, just to feel the bump, so I could say to myself I had touched my clit while stark naked on this corner. 
 
The couple had reached the corner and turned left to continue up Turk.  They were now walking perpendicular to me, and only had to turn their heads to the left to see me.  Then the woman did turn!  I froze, but they were far away, she just glanced, and she didn't even see me. 
 
For the first time in a long time I thought about Kim.  I looked down the hill, and couldn't believe she wasn't following me, or telling me to come back in.  Fuck her.  I was pretty sure if I went back now she would let me in.  I looked down Broderick, which is very dark at night.  There was no one to be seen.  It's a short block from GG to Turk, and I thought, okay, I'll just go the the corner, then come back. 
 
I started down Broderick, and went about a third of the way out in the open, not even really very concerned because it was so dark.  Then in front of me I saw a light streaming out across the sidewalk.  One of the garage doors was open.  I crept toward it.  I didn't know where to go, because if I stayed near the safety of the cars, I was far from the doorway and it would be easy for anyone in there to see me.  But if I crept up next to the wall, then I was far from the cars, and if anyone came around the corner I would have nowhere to hide. 
 
I really wanted to stay next to the cars, but I was just too nervous to approach the door from that way, so I tiptoed quickly across the sidewalk to the wall of the house, and crept toward the garage door.  I was hoping there would be no one in there, and I could just go by.  But before I even got to the door I heard a machine, like a saw or something, and voices!  There were two guys in the garage, after 11 at night, sawing wood!  Fuck! I said again!  I was completely stuck.  There was just no way for me to get by the garage door.  I couldn't even go on the other side of the cars, because of course there was no car parked against the curb in front of the driveway.  I stood there for what seemed like a long time.  I was not more than ten feet from them, just around the corner in their garage.  They had no idea a naked girl was standing on the sidewalk just outside.  It was only maybe half a block on to the corner of Turk, and I had come so far I really wanted to make it there, like tagging the corner, before I came home.  But I couldn't. 
 
Then I heard a car engine behind me.  I turned around, and there was a car stopped at the stop sign on Golden Gate.  It was stopped across the cross walk, and I could see right into the car.  I literally leapt across the sidewalk and between two cars.  I didn't think he had seen me.  I was once again sweating and breathing raggedly.  It's amazing how powerful the jolt of adrenaline feels when it suddenly shoots through you.  I swear all my senses were were super sensitive, and I listened harder than I ever had for the sound of the car moving on up Golden Gate.  Instead, I could hear it turn right onto Broderick.  That was okay, I thought, it would drive by, I could move back behind the car until it went by. 
 
Instead it went slowly up the street, and it stopped right beside the car I was crouched behind!  I was completely trapped.  I was crouched just on the other side of the car he was stopped next to.  If he got out of his car and came to the sidewalk, I was fucked, because I would have no way of knowing which way he'd go--behind his car or in front.  Either way it would only take him 3 seconds to come to the curb and I would just be right there naked crouched behind the car.  I was shaking so hard, I could hardly breath, it was rattling in my lungs.  My stomach was so tingly I could hardly stand it.  And at the same time, I didn't have any time to sit there and think either.  I had to get away from him, and I decided it would be better if I just purposefully walked away instead of sneaking like I was scared.

But that wasn't all, there was still the garage in front of me.  Fuck! I screamed inside my head, stood up, and walked quickly toward the corner with Turk.  I knew when I stood up I was not more than five feet from the front of the car, walking naked away.  And I was only about five steps from the garage door, so the light was bright and I knew the driver would be able to see me, very clearly.  And I knew it would take me two or three steps to get across the light streaming from the garage door.  I have no idea if the driver of the car even saw me, and I have no idea if the guys in the garage saw the nude, shaved woman walk in front of their door.  I just walked as quickly as I could, but tried to look like I was not running or scared, but knew exactly what I was doing, was just in a hurry to get home.  I walked across the garage door in two steps, strained to see out of the corner of my eye without turning my head, but didn't see anything but the car parked there. 
 
When I was about five steps past the garage I jumped to the side of a car and finally stopped to look behind me.  Everything was quiet.  No one came out of the garage, the guy (I just assume it was a guy) still hadn't gotten out of his car.  His lights were on, so I couldn't see into the windshield.  I crouched beside the car and felt myself breathe, a little softer now, but just a little.  Now I was about three houses away from the corner of Turk.  The stoplights on Turk are timed, so there will be no traffic for a long time, then a long period of cars rushing very quickly up the hill.  As I crouched there the cars started coming up the hill.  I was again completely exposed, but they were all going 35 or 40 miles an hour, and even if one looked over they wouldn't have time to really register what they saw.  I watched them until the last one went by, starting to feel powerful again.  At least 30 cars had just driven by me, not 50 feet away, while I crouched there completely naked.  Any one of them could have seen me.  I looked back to my right.  20 feet away was the open garage door, and just beyond that the car, still sitting there idling.   
 
I was feeling bold now once again.  Knowing they were just around the corner in that garage, I put my hands on my knees and slid them both up to my bald pussy.  I felt the mound and the outer lips, still so strange and smooth, and pushed each index finger between my inner and outer lips, so my inner lips and clitoris were pressed between them.  I stared intensely at the garage ready to jump if anyone came out, but again almost daring someone to, and slid my fingers up and down over my pussy a couple more times.  I wasn't sexually excited at all, I was far too scared for that, but somehow the power I felt made me want to touch myself too, to show myself I could do anything.  I cupped my pussy with one hand and closed my legs, then looked back at Turk. 
 
There was no question now I was going to go at least to the corner.  The guy in the car hadn't seen me before, and I was far enough away now I decided once again just to stand up straight and walk the 50 feet to the corner.  Just as I reached the corner, I could hear the rushing tires as the next wave of cars sped up the hill to the intersection.  I looked across Turk, and across Broderick.  No one else was in sight.  I pressed myself against the wall right at the corner as the light turned green and the cars began jumping over the crest of the hill and on up Turk.  I was completely illuminated by the streetlight, and standing there naked against the wall.  Any one of the drivers if they had looked in their rear view mirrors, would have seen me clearly.  The guy in the car down the street had to be able to see me, but I had all but decided he didn't matter anymore.  I didn't know if he had fallen asleep or what. 
 
I stood there at the corner and watched the cars bounce over the hill, and lightly rubbed the stubble of my pussy with one hand, and cupped one of my breasts and squeezed its nipple with the other.  When the light turned red, I looked around the corner.  All the cars had been caught behind the light at Divisadero, there were no cars near me on Turk.  At this point I was two full blocks away from my apartment, completely nude.  Even though the garage and the car were still on Broderick, so that I would have to walk back by them in order to get home, it was still the best thing to do.  No one had come down Golden Gate or Broderick since that one car, and once I got past the car, if I needed to I could just run full speed all the way back down the hill to my apartment.  I knew that even if they saw me I could just run and get away. 
 
But I had come so far, and it would now be exactly the same distance for me to go down Turk then up Divisadero back to Golden Gate.  And then I could say that I had really gone all the way around the block.  The problem was, as I said, Turk was really busy.  But there were a lot of cars parked on the street, when the cars went by it would be easy to duck behind one until the cars went by.  The problem was Divisadero.  Divisadero is a seriously busy street, two lanes in each direction with a median down the middle, bright lights, wide sidewalks.  A lot of traffic, and a lot of stores and bars down the street past Golden Gate, and busy bus stops in either direction.  It would be insane to walk on that street naked.  But still, going down Turk would not be hard, and I decided to go at least to the corner.

I looked around the corner again, and the cars had just started coming up the hill.  I would have to wait another minute before that wave of cars passed.  I considered waiting, but as the cars almost reached the crest of the hill, I decided fuck it.  I suddenly just wanted to get home.  Right as the cars reached Broderick, I turned the corner and began walking down Turk.  The sidewalk is wide on Turk, and I walked right down the middle.  As I had when I went past the garage, I pretended I was just purposefully walking home, as though nothing was out of the ordinary.  But really I was straining to see out of the corner of my eye.  I knew that every single car rushing past could see me walking completely nude in front of them, my completely shaved pussy, my breasts.  I was now half way down the hill.  I was the most dangerous spot I had been in the whole night.  At this point if one of the cars decided to stop, or honk, or harass me, there was nothing I could do, it was at least 100 yards back to the top of the hill and the relative safety of Broderick.  Yet to keep walking forward was madness, because there would just be more traffic, and possibly pedestrians, on Divisadero. 
 
Still, perhaps pushed just by the momentum of walking down hill, I kept going.  The cars driving by continued to ignore me or not to see me, and I began to focus instead on the corner just ahead.  The wave of cars finally ended, and Turk was quiet.  Just then two guys appeared appeared from around the corner across Turk, on Divisadero.  They were going to cross the street and walk right in front of me.  Suddenly I lost my nerve and jumped between two cars, still about 20 feet from the corner. 
 
As they finished crossing Turk the light turned green again and the next wave of cars started speeding past me up the hill.  The cars were just a few feet from me, but between the cars I knew there was no chance they would see me.  I peeked over the hood of the car I was crouched behind and looked through the windows to see where the guys were.  My heart started pounding once again as I saw them turn and start up Turk.  They were going to walk right past the cars I was hiding between.  And this time there was nothing I could do; cars were rushing by on Turk, even if I wanted to I could not hide on the far side of the parked car.  I knelt down again and waited.  There was nothing I could do but wait for them to discover me.  I considered standing up again, to confront them, but somehow this time I couldn't make myself do it.  I had lost all my nerve, and I crouched in front of that car and pushed myself against the bumper, trying to make myself as small as possible.  I hardly had time to think what would happen.  Hopefully I could just say hi fellas and push my way past them.  I felt my heart pounding in my chest, and heard their voices.  I held my breath, and, kneeling, completely naked, my heels grinding against my butt, my pussy spread open inches above the pavement, my breasts heaving as my breath rattled in my throat, my cheek pressed against the car's bumper, I watched as they walked right by me without even glancing in my direction. 
 
It was time to get home.  I had one block to go, and I needed to just do it.  Don't stop, just go, and it will be over.  I stood up between the cars before they were even one car length up the hill, stepped out onto the sidewalk again, and half jogged the rest of the way to the corner.  The cars were stopped again at Turk, which meant they were speeding through the intersection on Divisadero.  I knew the cars stopped at the light on Turk could see me clear as day as I reached the corner and turned onto Divisadero, and the cars speeding up Divisadero could not miss the naked girl walking up the sidewalk either.  Apparently they all had somewhere to go, because not a single car in either direction slowed down or even honked. 
 
Miraculously the sidewalk was completely clear all the way up to McAllister.  I walked as quickly as I could toward Golden Gate as occasionally a car passed on Divisadero.  I didn't even try to hide myself, and not one slowed down or gawked.  I was only about 100 feet from the corner and safety at last when it happened.  A couple rounded the corner from Golden Gate right in front of me.  As on Turk I couldn't possibly hide behind a car, and it was too late anyway, they had seen me.  I hesitated but forced myself to keep moving, hoping they would pretend they didn't see me.  But both of them stopped walking.  I had no choice but to approach them.  I was scared to death.  I could feel my face burning.  But at the same time, there was nothing I could do now, and in some way I was able to just go through with it, let it happen. 
 
The guy was staring at me, my breasts, then my pussy.  I just stood up straight and let him look.  The woman was looking at my face, but she too kept running her eyes down over my body.  I relaxed at once when I determined they were harmless.  In fact they were more shocked than I was, and I realized in some strange way I was kind of in control of the situation.  I was a hop, skip, and a jump from my apartment.  I knew that if I just walked by them they wouldn't say anything to me. 
 
Instead I stopped in front of them and said hi.  The girl said, are you okay?  I said yes, my friend just dared me to walk around the block naked.  "And you did it?!" she exclaimed.  I saw over her shoulder another pair of guys walking across Golden Gate toward us.

I had to keep talking to the couple now until the guys passed by.  I was standing there naked, talking to one man and woman, when these two guys walked by.  They both slowed down and said hi, and I kind of croaked out "hi" back to them.  The woman glared at them and fortunately they didn't stop. 
 
"I'd better go," I told her, "bye," and I pushed past them and jogged around the corner onto Golden Gate.  There were no more cars or people on Golden Gate, and I slowed down and walked up the hill toward the door of my apartment building.  Now I was only a short distance from the door and I wished I weren't home.  I wished I had crossed Turk and continued up Broderick, or crossed Divisadero and continued down Turk.  Something.  It was suddenly too early to go home, but to continue up Golden Gate would be lame because I'd already done that.  It was time to stop. 
 
I saw Kim in my apartment window watching for me.  She seemed a little wide-eyed, like she was scared, and that made me feel more powerful.  Fuck her.  I decided when I got in the apartment I wasn't going to put my clothes back on.  I was going to just lounge around the apartment naked for the rest of the night to make her uncomfortable.  I wasn't even going to keep my legs together.  I was just going to lounge on the sofa as I usually do, with my legs spread open, daring her to look at me again.  But I wasn't going to tell her a word about what had happened.  When she asked how it was, I was just going to say, "It was fine." 
 
As I waited for Kim to open the back door, I looked back down Golden Gate and saw the couple still watching me.  I waved to them and smiled, then the door opened and Kim let me in.  As I walked in front of her back to my apartment, not even looking around to see if my clothes were still there on the ground, I couldn't help thinking how fun it would be some night soon to get in my car, drive to some neighborhood, and walk around the block again naked. 
 
So, that was my first experience nude in public!  It wasn't my last.  I hope you liked my story, please write me to tell me what you thought.  Honestly, it has turned me on almost as much writing it down as it did actually doing it.  If you enjoyed it, I would love to tell you what else has happened.

